This is an ever evolving list of reason’s Larry refuses to get an iPhone. Here are the top 10.

#10 – GetLarry, “Larry is afraid of commitment. 2 years with at&t is scary. Remember how long it took him to dump Verizon?”
#9 – Larry, “I know, I’m still not sold on it…when I use the touch I always inadvertently select the wrong email.”
#8 – Anonymous, “All his money is tied up in his house.”
#7 – Mike M fell to the pear pressure on Larry and at on June 21, 2009, at 10:20 PM he told us all “I’m now an iPhone owner!” and we know anything Mike does Larry refuses to do.
#6 – Levy, “Gorilla fingers.” – see #9
#5 – Larry, “Exchange may work on the iphone but the email app is not as good.”
#4 – JMC, “He is an old man afraid of change. Next he will be calling us Sonny and reminiscing of his Nokia 6810 and how he lost his 1st one out drinking. lol”
#3 – Mike M, “Larry is a hater.”
#2 – Larry, “Right now I prefer to scroll through email the blackberry way…i think.”

And the #1 reason Larry will not get an iPhone:

#1 – Larry, “Too late, just picked up a bold.”